Don't play that riff
   Don't play that riff
   Don't play that riff
   That takes me back
   Instant weight loss
  
   There was a girl ÿ
   She called me Fats
   But in one night
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   One night, one steamy night
   I'd lose a kilo each hour
   In ten nights, ten steamy nights
   And figure a kilo each hour
   Instant weight loss
  
   Then came this guy
   Some foreign name
   Had chubby hands
   Wore lots of chains
   Instant weight loss
  
   That's it
   What's done is done
   Erase the past if you can
   With ice cream, with coconut pie
   In less than a week I'd undone
   Instant weight loss
  
   Don't play that riff
   She sang that riff
   All through the night
   It's coming back
  
  
   I've gained an ounce
   I've gained a pound
   Another pound
   I've gained a ton
  
   So last July
   This girl pulls up
   Blonde hair, so what
   She says "hey Fats"
   Instant weight loss