Money, get away.
   Get a good job with good pay and you're okay.
   Money, it's a gas.
   Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
   New car, caviar, four star daydream,
   Think I'll buy me a football team.
  
   Money, get back.
   I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack.
   Money, it's a hit.
   Don't give me that do goody good bullshit.
   I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
   And I think I need a Lear jet.
  
   Money, it's a crime.
   Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.
   Money, so they say
   Is the root of all evil today.
   But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they're
   giving none away.
  
   "HuHuh! I was in the right!"
   "Yes, absolutely in the right!"
   "I certainly was in the right!"
   "You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for a
   bruising!"
   "Yeah!"
   "Why does anyone do anything?"
   "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"
   "I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. He was asking
   why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
   screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely.
   It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out"