I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague
  I'm wondering how I got this way
  I drank some whiskey, I went and got laid
  Now I'm a person, just a person with aids
  He's just a person with aids - I got what?
  If you treat me, like any old dude, I'll try real hard not to go bleed on you
  Cause I'm a person, and I know what to do
  So stick around cause I'm gonna get screwed
  I'm just a person, and you're a person like me
  Am I the victim of a conspiracy?
  I drank some whiskey, I did some cocaine
  Now I'm a person in Pain-Pain-Pain