I don't know (Repeats)
   Chain, chain, chain (Repeats)
   A cut-price empire
   Clean-cut lines
   A perfect body
   And a dirty mind
   The rules of this game
   Say we all look the same
   Chain, chain, chain (Repeats)
   We'll put a spin on it
   We'll take a pencil to it
   We'll make a virtue out of keeping oh so quiet about it
   I don't know, and I don't want to know (Repeats)
   Chain, chain, chain (Repeats)
   Talk about child's play
   Count the birthdays
   A stitch in time says 'Just look the other way'
   The rules of this game
   Say you don't know her name
   Chain, chain, chain (Repeats)
   We'll span a hundred years for it
   We'll make a killing out of it
   And we'll corner the market
   By keeping oh so quiet about it
   Chain, chain, chain (Repeats)
   Working for The Gap
   Sewing up crap
   (Repeats)
   One up the chimney goes
   Two hawks a tray of matches
   Three braves the weaving floor
   All pray for the life of Four
   Five down the pit descends
   Six plows in fields and meadows
   Seven spins the handloom round
   Eight lies in th' burial ground
   (Repeats)