Peter Parker was pitiful
  Couldn't have been any shyer
  Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
  Even if his hair was on fire
    But then one day he went to that science lab
  That mutated spider came down
  Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls
  And he's swingin' all over town
    La li la, li de da
  La la, li le la da dum
    Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
  Sling us a web tonight
  'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
  And there's evil doers to fight
    Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his
  Who horns in on Mary Jane
  But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
  Who can kiss upside down in the rain
    "With great power comes great responsibility"
  That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
  If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line
  Again and again and again
    Oh, la la la, di de da
  La la, di di da da dom
    Now Norman's a billionare scientist
  Who never had time for his son
  But then something went screw and before you knew he
  Was trying to kill everyone
    And he's ridin' around on that glider thing
  And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb
  Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
  But he's scarier without it on
    Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
  Sling us a web tonight
  'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now
  But where'd you come up with those tights?
    It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
  Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
  And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
  Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust
    Oh, and M.J. is all how for Peter now
  Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
  Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try
  Again when the sequal comes 'round
    Oh, la la la, di de da
  La la, di di da da dum
    Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
  Sling us a web tonight
  'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now
  And we think that you'll do all right