You wake up and you crack your mirror
  Just broke your last bottle of beer
  Now you're scared just to leave your room
  Go outside to take the dog for a walk
  He runs away and now you're fucked
  Now you're scared just to leave your room
    Well it's another bad day nothing I can do
  Another dog day afternoon
  Well it's another bad day nothing I can do
    You weren't planning to have a day like this
  Had hopes and dreams of eternal bliss
  But now I'm cursed I don't wanna move
  (Gotta get up to get shot down)
  Every single step I take
  I worry about what I'll break
  But now I'm cursed I don't wanna move
    I'd have no luck without bad luck
  A bumper sticker that says 'life sucks'
  But everyday I get up and try
  (Gotta get up to get shot down)
  No four leaf clover to keep me safe
  Paranoia sits in place
  But everyday I get up and try
  (Gotta get up to get shot down)
    Well it's another bad day nothing I can do
  Another dog day afternoon
  Well it's another bad day nothing I can do
    Well it's another bad day nothing I can do
  Another dog day afternoon
  Well it's another bad day nothing I can do