I'm sitting by the phone
  Another Friday night all alone
  You said you'd call at 10
  Now I'm watchin' Letterman
    Oh girl, oh girl
    I keep on checking the line
  My phone is working just fine
  You said you liked me a lot
  I guess it was just the pot
    You said you liked my new band
  Now I'm having sex with my hand
  I'm in the mood for a hummer
  Too bad you gave me this fake number
    Thanks to Shane Kramer (paranormalman90@aol.com) for these lyrics