Ring! Ring! It's 7:00 A.M.!
  Move y'self to go again
  Cold water in the face
  Brings you back to this awful place
  Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too
  Must get up an' learn those rules
  Weather man and the crazy chief
  One says sun and one says sleet
  A.M., the F.M. the P.M. too
  Churning out that boogaloo
  Gets you up and gets you out
  But how long can you keep it up?
  Gimme Honda, Gimme Sony
  So cheap and real phony
  Hong Kong dollars and Indian cents
  English pounds and Eskimo pence
    You lot! What?
  Don't stop! Give it all you got!
  You lot! What?
  Don't stop! Yeah!
    Working for a rise, better my station
  Take my baby to sophistication
  She's seen the ads, she thinks it's nice
  Better work hard - I seen the price
  Never mind that it's time for the bus
  We got to work - an' you're one of us
  Clocks go slow in a place of work
  Minutes drag and the hours jerk
    "When can I tell 'em wot I do?
  In a second, maaan...oright Chuck!"
    Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss
  It's our profit, it's his loss
  But anyway lunch bells ring
  Take one hour and do your thanng!
  Cheeesboiger!
    What do we have for entertainment?
  Cops kickin' Gypsies on the pavement
  Now the news - snap to attention!
  The lunar landing of the dentist convention
  Italian mobster shoots a lobster
  Seafood restaurant gets out of hand
  A car in the fridge
  Or a fridge in the car?
  Like cowboys do - in T.V. land
    You lot! What? Don't stop. Huh?
    So get back to work an' sweat some more
  The sun will sink an' we'll get out the door
  It's no good for man to work in cages
  Hits the town, he drinks his wages
  You're frettin', you're sweatin'
  But did you notice you ain't gettin'?
  Don't you ever stop long enough to start?
  To take your car outta that gear
  Don't you ever stop long enough to start?
  To get your car outta that gear
  Karlo Marx and Fredrich Engels
  Came to the checkout at the 7-11
  Marx was skint - but he had sense
  Engels lent him the necessary pence
    What have we got? Yeh-o, magnificence!!
    Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi
  Went to the park to check on the game
  But they was murdered by the other team
  Who went on to win 50-nil
  You can be true, you can be false
  You be given the same reward
  Socrates and Milhous Nixon
  Both went the same way - through the kitchen
  Plato the Greek or Rin Tin Tin
  Who's more famous to the billion millions?
  News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie
  Oooohh...bub-bye
    Magnificence!!
    FUCKING LONG, INNIT?