Davey's life has changed dramatically, now
  We warned him but the daft puff couldn't see
  Jack the Lad, but he's lost his credibility now
  He's took the plunge now he lives in misery
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  DAVEYYYYYYYYY Had no choice when the vicar's voice put him on the spot
  DAVEYYYYYYYYY Davey's got hitched, Davey's been stitched up, Dave's a clot
    Davey's not the Davey that I knew, now
  He stays at home with the Mrs, & he never goes out
  Davey does what she tells him to do, now
  SHE'S A BAG that nags, it's about time he gave her a clout
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  [Guitar Bit]
    Davey's anniversary is due now
  His face is as long as the river Nile
  Davey will not admit that it's true, now
  He's been cheesed off since he walked up the aisle
  [Chorus]