Yeahhhhhh:
  Under Under Starters Under Starters orders & there off Tallyho!
  4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin's on, LESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO
  He got more, got more than he bargained for, Lester's accountant was a daft clot
  He's upset, upset, that's what you get, he made a mockery of Ascot Ascot Ascot
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  Lester, Lester, a fiddliddliddling jester
  LESTER'S BEEN BANGED UP WITH ALL THE OTHER CCCCCROOKS
  Lester, Lester, tried to trick the tax inspector
  COZ LESTER CONNED THE TAX & FIDDLED HIS BOOKS.
    He's a nutcase, nutcase, crackpot nutcase, he put his job in jeopardy
  Now he won't be, won't be, won't be, won't be RACING AGAIN AT AINTREE
  He'll get away, get away, get away, get away, he must o' been livin' in dreamland
  Now he's never on, never on, never on, never on...
  World of Sport or Grandstand Grandstand Grandstand.
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    He laughs, he laughs, he sniggers & laughs, when he thinks of the money he earns
  But he got knicked, got nicked , got nicked, WHEN HE SENT HIS TAX RETURNS
  Grinning, grinning, always winning, he never thought he would be poor
  Now he's locked up, locked up, locked up, locked up, Doing time in...
  Dartmoor, Dartmoor, Dartmoor.
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