Theres a brand new gig
  and its called the wig
    its not for your head
  its not the jig
  Lossen up your pants
  and freak to the beat
  take a slug of you beer
  and let it rip
    If ya had a hard day, then ya better start wiggin out
  ya don't have to count and it don't take a talent scout
  ys don't have to measure up
  you don't need a coin for the cup
  Just go for it , let it rip
  Wig Out!! - exit
  Nobody cares if you wanna flip
  If everyone stares there just jealous
  If yer home alone put your pajamas on
  turn the music up and let the neighbors wig
  If you hit some one you don't have to fitght
  the cops will bring yer own spot light
  No tough guys need to prove
  you had a dog day afternoon
  Just blow off and wig on out!