i don't know why
  i never did anything to you
  and i know, i can't comply
  to the way that you think that i should play my songs
  never bother'd to take the time to watch me
  you just criticized with every line
  you said so many bad things about me
  i think you'r just musically uninclined
  and your still spreading it around,
  and you keep writing it all down
    and i'll find you, with your review
  and i'll make you apologize to me
  just say you're sorry, for your story
  i don't think that it was very fair of you
  you jeff brown'd me
    you said my songs are not all that complicated
  the chorus's, just seem to be phrases
  shouted out, twenty times in a row
  what'a you know
  i don't expect you to understand my feelings
  cause your accusing me of stealing
  power chords from a screeching weasel song
  you know they'd never let me play that long
  you jeff brown'd me too [repeat]