Kung Fu do what you do to me
  I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
  Full on, I moved to Hong Kong
  With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong
    I think it's strange
  He's friends with Fu Manchu
  And he thinks he knows you
  Uh uh uh uh uh oh
  Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
  Come on Jackie Chan
  Uh uh uh uh uh oh
    Last night Jackie Chan came around
  I played pool with him and we hung out
  Mr. Miagi and the X-men
  Called in for a while as well
    I think it's strange
  He's friends with Fu Manchu
  And he thinks he knows you
  Uh uh uh uh uh oh
  Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
  Come on Jackie Chan
  Uh uh uh uh uh oh
    Gary Glitter!
  Scooby Doo!
  Rock McMurray!
  And last but not least
  Ladies and gentleman
  I give you...
  JOHNNY WONG!
    Kung Fu do what you do to me
  I can't live without my Kung Fu movies
  'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road'
  My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed
    Oh I think it's strange
  He's friends with Fu Manchu
  And he thinks he knows you
  Uh uh uh uh uh oh
  Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
  Come on Jackie Chan
  Uh uh uh uh uh oh
    I think it's strange
  He's friends with Fu Manchu
  And he's in love with you
  Uh uh uh uh uh oh
  Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
  Come on Jackie Chan
  Uh uh uh uh uh oh