Alligator
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    Sleepy alligator in the noonday sun
  lying by the river just like he usually done
    Call for his whiskey,
  he can call for his tea,
  call all he want to, but he can't call on me.
    Oh no! well, I been there before,
  and I'm not coming back around here no more.
    Creepy alligator coming all around the bin,
  talkin' about the times when we was mutual friends
  I take my memory and I take good care of you (?), yes I will.
    Woh oh, waiting for a rainy day
  Woh oh, waiting for a rainy day
  I think you're running some old kind of trick
    Oh no! well, I been there before,
  and I'm not coming back around here no more.
    Riding down the river in an old canoe
  a bunch of bottles and old tennis shoes
  out of the river, all ugly and green
  the biggest old alligator that I've ever seen!
    Teeth big and pointy, and his eyes were bugging out
  Contract the union, put the ??? to ???
  Screaming and yelling, he was liking his chops
  He never run, he just stumbles and hops
    Just out of prison on six dollars bail
  Mumbles and bitches and a wagging his tail
    Alligator running round my door
  Alligator running round my door
  Alligator running round my door
  Alligator's creeping round and crawling round my cabin floor,
  He'll be coming round to bother me some more.