I come from the land where the oceans freeze
  Spent three long months on the open seas
  Paddled 'til it seemed I could take no more
  When my ship hit ground on Prussia's shores
    How was I to know that day
  That the winds had swept me Wilson's way
  'Cause soon towards me from the East
  Came Wilson and his men on multi-beasts
    Well it seems he didn't like my face
  And I quickly learned that Prussia was an evil place
  They tied me to a chair with a giant clip
  And held a piece of paper to my tender nip(ple)
    Then they tossed the chair in a tiny shack
  And told me not to worry 'cause they'd soon be back
  But I loosened up the binds where my hands were lashed
  And ran towards the cove where my boat was stashed
    Singing "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die
  Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"
    When Wilson knew that I was loose
  I'd surely be subjected to some real abuse
  Maybe end up hanging from the nearest tree
  So angrily I paddled to the open sea
    But the sea was eager to beat me back
  And the waves grew huge and deadly black
  And the gray clouds rumbled over my head
  And I feared in my heart that I'd soon be dead
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    When the morning came and the storm had passed
  And the dismal fog began at last
  To open up before my eyes
  And there I saw to my surprise
    Chains and specks of islands curved
  Where palm trees dipped and seagulls swerved
  And I parked my kayak on a stone
  And yelled across the ocean to his evil throne
    I said "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die
  Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye
  Wilson, kill you 'til you die
  Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"
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