Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes
  Egos get as big as Billy Corgan's (that's big)
  Skinny Girl - Eat some more food
  Muscle man - You look like a fucking freak
    Hollywood is a nice place for the weekend
  Not a place for a nice person to live (I do)
  Movie Star - No one likes you
  How'd you learn to be so fucking mean?
    Take me home (to) Sweet West bay
  Big Women (oh), Stinky's Peep Show
  This Thursday (yeah), Glamour pussy
  And some New York band - (Let's Go) Let's Go!
    Los Angeles çYer Alles
  Or at least that's what they like to believe
    Take me home (to) Sweet West bay
  Big Women (oh), Stinky's Peep Show
  This Thursday (yeah), Boobzilla
    Flattens Out Dick Tokyo - (Let's Go) Let's Go!