(Blackmore/Gillan/Glover)
     flying to salt
   lake city
   seats 3a and b
   i was down and needed
   a window
   but in 3a sat mitzi dupree
   she said hi i am mitzi
   the queen of the ping pong
   where you going boy
   i said nowhere
   she said i'm movng on
   i thought what is this
   i cannot resist
   here she is
   and i've always wanted a girl
   with a name
   a name like mitzi dupree
     she said what do you do
   i said i'm a singer in a band
   she said ya i'm an entertainer
   reached out and took my hand
   she was going to a mining town
   way up north to do her show
   i said it must be cold up there
   she said depends on who you know
   oh that look in her eye
   i can tell you no lies
   i'm just a man
   she made me feel like a king in my mind
   i love you mitzi dupree
     i said what is this queen of the ping pong business
   she smiled what do you think
   it has no connection with china
   i said oow have another drink
   well i knew right away
   that i'd seen her act before
   in a room behind a kitchen in bangkok
   and three or four times more in singapore
   she may not be the first
   but i know she ain't the worst
   she was mine but i ran out of time
   i miss you i love you mitzi dupree
   my darling mitzi dupree