written by M. Ciccone and S. Pettibone
  Track 8, Time: 4:50
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  Bitch!
  You're a thief of hearts and now you'll have to pay
  How many licks does it take?
  You're a thief of hearts and now you'll have to pay
  Which leg do you want me to break?
  You'll be sorry
    Here she comes, little miss thinks she can have what she wants
  In a blink of an eye
  Here she comes, acts like she's your best friend
  Then you turn your back and she's off with your guy
    Chorus:
    She's a thief of hearts
  What will happen to the thief of hearts
  What she's done is a crime
  She's a thief of hearts
  Someone please arrest her
  She's a thief of hearts
  No one ever takes what's mine
    And gets away with it
  Not this time
    Here she comes, acting all dejected
  So you give advice and she gives you her poison
  Here she comes, little miss black widow
  First she spins her web and she's stealing your boyfriend
    (chorus)
    Thief of hearts, bitch
    Intermediate:
    You'll do it, you'll take it
  You'll screw it, you'll fake it
  Undo it, you'll break it
  You're over, you can't take it
  (repeat)
    You can't take it, not what's mine
  I could break you, 'cause what you've done is a crime, bitch
  He's mine
    Here she comes, little miss thinks she can have his child
  Well anybody can do it
  Here she comes, little susie ho-maker
  Thinks she'll get respect if she screws it
    (chorus)
    Thief of hearts, bitch
    (intermediate)
    You can't take it, not what's mine
  You'll be sorry, 'cause what you've done is a crime
    She's a thief of hearts
  Thief of hearts, what she's done is a crime
  She's a thief of hearts
  Thief of hearts, no one ever takes what's mine
  She's a thief, thief
  She's a thief, thief of hearts
  No one ever takes what's mine
    You're a thief of hearts and now you'll have to pay
  How many licks does it take?
  You're a thief of hearts and now you'll have to pay
  Which leg do you want me to break?
  Stop bitch
  Now sit your ass down