Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
  You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
  And when your hand is on your heart
  You're nearly a good laugh
  Almost a joker
  With your head down in the pig bin
  Saying "keep on digging"
  Pig stain on your fat chin
  What do you hope to find?
  When you're down in the pig mine
  You're nearly a laugh
  You're nearly a laugh
  But you're really a cry.
  Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
  You fucked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
  You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
  You're nearly a good laugh
  Almost worth a quick grin
  You like the feel of steel
  You're hot stuff with a hat pin
  And good fun with a hand gun
  You're nearly a laugh
  You're nearly a laugh
  But you're really a cry.
  Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are
  You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
  You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
  You're nearly a real treat
  All tight lips and cold feet
  And do you feel abused?
  .....!.....!.....!.....!
  You gotta stem the evil tide
  And keep it all on the inside
  Mary you're nearly a treat
  Mary you're nearly a treat
  But you're really a cry.