There was a man on the road about an hour ago
  and he was lookin for a ride to New Mexico
  But we was driving by way too fast to know
  
  We got to the place on a high speed chase
  there was a girlie in the corner with a plastic face
  Then she disappeared without a trace
  I said without a trace
  
  Now we're kickin back and we're sippin beers
  and there's a man telling stories about his inner fears
  We was all choked up and too close to tears
  Well then we moved on up to some margaritas
  and we started makin faces at the senoritas
  Playing drinking games but they were all too drunk to beat us
  
  Now my car broke down about an hour ago
  and we were headed on down to New Mexico
  But we did not see the gas was low
  I said the gas was low, etc.
  
  We got back to the party, we been on the road we're kinda dirty
  I seen this girl I said you're mighty perty
  
  Well I said hello about an hour ago,
  and we were headed on down to the big brass show
  But we did not see the gas was low
  I said the gas was low, etc.