We at the family reunion
  telling jokes and playing spades
  uncle dave is on the barbeque grill
  grandma bragging about the blankets she made
  for the new baby on her way
  even though the daddy ain't really ready
  this child is coming anyway, yay ay yeah
  missy made her famous potato salad
  somehow it turns out green
  maybe it's all the scallions
  could be the celery
  but oh, uncle jerome loves it, hm
  hey baby, baby, here comes my favorite
  my favorite cousin and
  he says he's doing fine, taking it one step a day
  but in my heart I know it ain't that way
  
  chorus:
  oh oh oh, what can you say
  it's family
  and oh oh oh, what can you say
  it's family
  
  aunt juicy been drinking again, wooo
  it's only 1:30 in the afternoon
  everybody tiptoeing round her
  we all know she gonna be tore up soon
  saying all the things we like to say
  hope she gets around my cousin lonny
  cause we all know he got a little extra
  somebody on the side
  
  (chorus 1x)
  
  oh shit, damn
  mickey and steven are fighting again
  move out the way, somebody might get hurt
  oh, look at that, what happened is worse
  they knocked over helen nova's lemon cake
  you know the one she barely ever makes
  I'm getting riled up, I want them to go
  but somebody turned frankie beverly on the stereo
  cousin ruby starts rockin, shaking her good hip and
  bobbin'
  so we all fall into place, smiling and laughing
  
  
  (chorus 2x)