Floatin' round my brain,
  tryin' to think about the other thing.
  Than that thought you know I'm considering.
  What if what I thought,
  about who I think I though I was,
  was nothing more than my cerebellum slobbering?
  Azwethinkweizm is hard to think about,
  but simple to trust.
  You'll know your on it
  when your brain won't stop to take a break, no!
  So when donut boy comes askin' around,
  tryin' to figure out somethin' new,
  you just smile and say,
  "Pardon you! I'm sitting through
  some particles and farcing through some folds.
  I've stumbled upon a brain fart
  which melts away your molds!"
  So I think upon that ponder
  while I'm pondering the thought,
  just thinkin' about the thinkweiz
  is leaving me distraught!
  Well I think I thought
  I saw an Azwethinkweiz,
  Lookin' like we think we do.
  Like we think we do.
  Some think I'm insane,
  'cause I think about the other thing,
  than that one thought you call reality.
  What if what you thought,
  about who you think you thought you were,
  was nothing more than illusion rapidly crumbling!
  Azwethinkweism should be a topic we all can trust.
  It's just to bad it makes your
  head go zippitykrack @#$% dang!
  So when donut boy comes sniffing around
  trying to figure out something new,
  you just laugh and say, "Pardon you,
  I'm through some particles and
  farcing through some folds.
  I've stumbled upon a brain fart
  which melts away your molds."
  So I think upon that ponder
  while I'm pondering the thought,
  just thinking about the thinkweiz
  is leaving me distraught.
  Well I think I thought I saw an Azwethinkweiz,
  lookin' like we think we do.
  Like we think we do.
  So what if you thought about the thinkweiz
  was nothing like you think you are?
  You'd probably more than likely be a
  lookyloo lookin' like you think you do.
  Like you think you do.