Settle down
  She's got legs... like an airship, She's got an ass.... like (unintelligible)
  She's got tits... just like hot air balloons... and I mean the Hindenburg!
  She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon
  Yeah you know what I mean
  She's got love when you want it, but she never lets go when you get it
  You disappear inside, you're never seen again... lost forever!
  She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon
  Alright, here we go...
  Should be some kind of guitar solo here...
  Well I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall
  I don't think she was available, she was made of concrete (unintelligible)
  I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall
  In fact she was nailed to it
  I gotta admit, (unintelligible) babe... lets get down to it baby
  She had a brain like a sheep-dip,
  She got (unintelligible) like a shepherd (unintelligible)
  She was a big girl, she was big.
  I mean she was big, she was fucking huge! Enormous!
  Needed a sign overhead (unintelligible)
  Never even had landing permission!
  One more!
  Oh we sailed across the ocean you and me
  I looked like a flea on the back of a sperm whale
  Oh yeah, I was waving a match inside the Albert Hall