You know kids, I wish every mom and dad would make a speech to their
  teenagers and say kids, be free, be whatever you are, do whatever you
  want to do, just so long as you don' thurt anybody. And remember kids,
  I am your friend.
  
  I would just like to say that it is my conviction
  That longer hair and other flamboyant affectations
  Of appearance are nothing more
  Than the male's emergence from his drab camoflage
  Into the gaudy plumage
  Which is the birthright of his sex
  
  There is a peculiar notion that elegant plumage
  And fine feathers are not proper for the male
  When actually
  That is the way things are
  In most species