W: Weikie
  J: Johnny (Interviewer)*
  
  J: Hello I'm Johnny and I thought we were going to do the
  interview at your place.
  W: Well, hello there Well, actually this is my place. Now just
  come in and let's sit down over there.
  J: Yeah but weren't we going to do photographs as well?
  
  W: You mean uh well what's the big deal? Let's just go for it.
  J: Well, it's just that it's a bit bloody smokey in here. I can't see
  a thing.
  
  W: Oh, alright we can open a window. We might get rid of the
  smell as well I guess.
  
  J: Ah, hey your English is coming along pretty good. Its not
  bad.
  
  W: Oh, oh yeah. thank you, thanks. But I know much people
  say that.
  
  J: Ah, um, Is this me? Can we get started now or are we just
  gonna fuckin keep talking like this?
  
  W: Right but please, before, let me play a little piece to you.
  It's a new track I wrote. It's inspired by Kiss you know. You
  know Kiss? They got that track called "Rock'n Roll All Night"
  and so I thought I'd do one called "Rock 'n' Roll All Day". Am
  I not ingeniously?
  
  J: Well I suppose so but don't you think we should get.
  
  W: You know I thought it could become real smashing hit. I
  think it's great! Hey come over here and I'll play it to you.
  
  J: No, listen, listen a minute, listen would you like to get.
  
  W: No wait. listen, this is the intro. Now that's the intro. Now
  you listen Ha ha.
  
  W: Oh, I sung it, I sung it my own cause it's more original. Great
  huh?
  
  J: No, no, no, no, It's quite interesting but come on.
  
  W: Oh wait, just listen.
  
  J: Urghh!
  
  W: Cool!
  
  J: Yes Michael but don't you think we have to.
  
  W: Wait, here comes to the chorus coming right up. This as
  we say in German will be a milestone in Gemman rock history.
  Here the chorus. There, there it goes.
  
  J: Michael! Michael! I'm sorry but it s not really..
  
  W: What. what. OK Stop!
  
  J: Michael, Michael don't you think we should um..
  
  W: Oh wait wait, wait, wait. I'll wind it a bit ahead you know,
  and I'll play you the solo part and because it's the best solo I
  ever played, you know.
  
  J: Jesus, God damn it! I really don't think that we have the time
  to do this.
  
  W: Um, OK, OK. You will hear it anyway, a thousand times
  when its a, when it s a hit! You'll, You'll hear it on every radio
  station and on video! Well how do you like it, it's a great track
  isn it and I like the Iyrics 'cause I wrote them and they're quite
  rock 'n roll huh?
  
  J: Well actually Michael, I'm really sorry but I don't really like
  it. It's not really.
  
  W: Well, maybe you didn't listen properly I could maybe
  change the lyrics here or there, but it s really Kiss!
  
  J: No, No.
  
  W: Listen, I'll play it to you once more and then you'll admit
  that it's really. No?
  
  J: No, Not at all. Just look. I don't care how many times you
  play this crap to me, it still sucks!
  
  W: Oh?
  
  J: And anyway, I mean, oh Jesus, I'm gonna go away and
  interview Roland. I mean, Jesus, what a bunch of fuckin'
  bullocks.
  
  J: What a fuckin' bunch of bullocks!
  
  W: Um, well so, what's wrong with him? Maybe next time I
  should do it with someone from Kerrang.