Verse One (Thirstin Howl):
  I hit harder
  than Forman
  landing both both gloves to a low blow
  with no cup
  leave you Speech-less like when Arrested Development broke up
  carry a crow bar for egos that won't budge
  crack skulls
  through helmets
  with the penetration of a screw nailed in
  return like I was sending self addressed postage
  throw bricks the size of the Stonehenge
  before battles, we pour blood
  and toast, death to wicked infants
  found on the sorceress' doorsteps
  slaughter lamb
  and boar's head
  every MC's cause of boredness
  and mind bondage
  bronchitis, lung failure
  language unfam-i-liar
  art through a flooded air brush
  ??? leave craft
  sentences joined with words holding hands
  it's a tight squeeze
  from where your head will be landing
  in exact time flight leaves
  
  Verse Two (Eminem):
  Who's arm is this?
  I must have cut it off at the pharmacist
  and refused to resume my severed prescription of ???
  I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
  and never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed
  I hate my life
  that's why I degrade my wife
  grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich
  and just ate the knife
  my mother's screaming 'please heal him, take him straight to Christ'
  meet you on the street and slap you just to break the ice
  made a bomb threat with a fake device
  strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice
  and if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit spittin'
  I was probably just tryin to shake the lice
  bugs fallin' out of my head
  I'm wishin' I was dead
  while I'm crawlin out of my bed
  found it red
  and my rash is returning
  I feel the sensation of burning
  occurring, usually during pain for release in my urine
  screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me'
  these pills keep screamin' 'please quit swollin' me'
  the devil keeps screamin' 'please get down on one knee'
  took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me