Nothing to do but work work work
  Nothing alas alack
  Nowhere to go but out out out
  Nowhere to come but back
  
  It's Christmas day in the workhouse
  They're handing out lollipops
  Progress would be wonderful
  If only it would stop
  
  No bees no honey no work no money
  
  Nothing to do but think think think
  Nothing alas alack
  Nowhere to go for a drink drink drink
  Nowhere to come but back
  
  It's Christmas day in the doghouse
  Lassie's gone barking mad
  Here comes Father Christmas
  Handing out lucky bags
  
  No bees no honey no work no money
  Nothing to do but work work work
  
  Money
  
  King bank is calling....