Let me be your friend
  Be your friend, be your friend
  I wanna be your friend
  Can I please be your friend
  
  I promise not to drool
  On your date when we hang
  I just gotta be your friend
  Can I please, be your friend
  
  Hey you, I beg you not to laugh
  Cause I despise myself
  I need somebody else
  To tell me that I'm stupid
  Or maybe even cool
  I'll leave it up to you
  
  Trouble with your bills
  I'll lend you all my cash
  And you won't even have to pay me back
  
  Let me be your friend
  Be your friend, be your friend
  I wanna be your friend
  Can I please be your friend?
  
  If the cops chase you down
  You can hide in my house
  I just wanna be your friend
  Let me please be your friend
  
  Hello, where you wanna go
  I'll drive you anywhere
  I'll follow you around
  In case you need a ride
  Take you out to lunch
  Nothing but the best
  I'll even get the waitresses' telephone number
  
  Let me be your friend
  Can I please be your friend
  I just gotta be your friend
  Be your friend, be your friend
  
  I wanna be your friend
  I'll never leave you alone
  No, I won't
  I'll never let you down
  You can count on me
  
  I'll let you abuse me
  Tell all your friends you use me
  I won't betray you
  
  I'll never leave you alone, no I won't
  I'll never let you down
  By your command
  Giddeeyup!