Motorcycle Mossies
  Wearing Nazi helmets
  Very often pass
  Goin nowhere fast
  Elevator spits me out
  Lobby exit heading south
  Bratty fatty pigskinned punk
  With AK47 mouth
  Fly the angry skies
  Frequent liar miles
  Do it
  Just pull the cord
  Jump
  
  Checking into Hotel Asylum
  Nursing a case of T.V.D.
  Checking into Hotel Asylum
  Where my best of friends - is just teleme
  
  You don't have to tell me
  Eating up the tele
  See the household god
  Feed the sorry sod
  Even so this tiny mouse
  Drains me with its tiny shreek!
  Here i'm lying next to you
  Like a tired enemy
  Take a pill - take a pill
  Go ahead and take a pill
  Take a pill - take a pill
  Cross reactions may occur
  Mama's tears taste like novocaine
  Daddy's they taste like rain, pain
  
  Checking into Hotel Asylum
  Nursing a case of T.V.D.
  Checking into Hotel Asylum
  Where my best of friends in just teleme
  I don't make any sense
  And neither do I
  
  Somebody help me see the light
  Daylight has got me feeling dark
  I hear the sun is hanging with the moon
  (Smokin and drinkin)
  Call all troops, I need a dime
  Kidneys for sale, it's party time again
  (We're getting festive)
  Elvis is crawling on my neck
  Trying to get in my voice's head
  I've said it before
  I'll say it once again
  (I'm not going crazy)