We are building a religion,
  We are building it bigger
  We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes
  We are building a religion.
  A limited addition
  We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains
  To resist it is useless,
  It is useless to resist it
  His cigerratte is burning but it never seems to ash
  He is grooming his poodle.
  He is living comfort eagle
  You can meet at his location but you better come with cash
  
  Now his hat is on backwards. He can show you his tattoos
  He is in the music buisness he is calling you "DUDE!"
  
  Now today is tomorrow and tomorrow's today
  And yesterday is weaving in and out
  And the fluffy white lines that the airplane leaves behind
  Are drifting right in front of the waning of the moon
  
  He is handling the money. He is serving the food
  He knows about your party. He is calling you "DUDE!"
  
  Yea, do you believe in the one big sign?
  The double white shine on the blue hills of your prime
  Doesn't matter if you're skinny. Doesn't matter if you're fat.
  You can dress up like a sultan in your onion-head hat
  
  We are bulding a religion. We are building a branch.
  We're the only ones to turn to when your master plan descends
  Take a bit of this apple, Mr. Corporate Events
  Take a walk through the jungle of cardboard shanties and tents
  Some people drink pepsi. Some people drink coke.
  The wacky morning d.j says democracy's a joke.
  
  He says now, "Do you believe in the one big song?"
  He is now accepting callers who would like to sing along
  He says, "Do you believe in the one true edge?"
  By fastening your saftey belts and steping towards the ledge
  
  He is handling the money. He is serving the food.
  He is now accepting callers. He is calling me "DUDE!"
  
  Do you believe in the one big sign?
  The double white shine on the blue hills of your prime.
  There's no need to ask directions if you ever lose your mind
  We're behind you. We're behind you.
  And let us please remind you
  We can send a car to find you
  If you ever lose your way
  
  We are bulding a religion
  We are bulding it bigger
  We are building............... a religion
  A limited edition
  We are now accepting callers for these beautiful pendant keychains