Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
  I'm-a give it to you now
  Who like my chopstick
  hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
  If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
  I never seen nothin' like you before
  I can kick you higher than you can kick me
  I can kick you way up into a tree
  Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
  Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
  Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
  Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
  You will fall down and break a leg
  Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't
  but I like fried rice and I got lice
  Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
  that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
  Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty
  fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
  War when I hit you with the shit do a split
  Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
  Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
  Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
  Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
  And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
  Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
  In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
  WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
  I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
  And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
  Everything cost a little bit
  So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
  I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
  I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
  And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
  I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
  When I get you and make you
  Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
  Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
  God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
  Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
  God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
  And if you wanna come on in
  You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
  Can't be tamed
  I got shit to control your brain and it's called
  Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
  So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
  No wok tow ung di day
  HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
  huhhhuhu huh