I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this
  yellow-haired girl
  Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-
  haired flamenco dancer
  She dances while his father plays guitar
  She's suddenly beautiful
  We all want something beautiful
  I wish I was beautiful
  So come dance this silence down through the morning
  Cut up, Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances
  Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones
  Believe in me
  Help me believe in anything
  I want to be someone who believes
  Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
  Stare at the beautiful women
  "She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
  Smiling in the bright lights
  Coming through in stereo
  When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely
  I will paint my picture
  Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray
  All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful
  Gray is my favorite color
  I felt so symbolic yesterday
  If I knew Picasso
  I would buy myself a gray guitar and play
  Mr. Jones and me look into the future
  Stare at the beautiful women
  "She's looking at you.
  I don't think so. She's looking at me."
  Standing in the spotlight
  I bought myself a gray guitar
  When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely
  I want to be a lion
  Everybody wants to pass as cats
  We all want to be big big stars, but we got different
  reasons for that
  Believe in me because I don't believe in anything
  and I want to be someone to believe
  Mr. Jones and me stumbling through the barrio
  Yeah we stare at the beautiful women
  "She's perfect for you, Man, there's got to be
  somebody for me."
  I want to be Bob Dylan
  Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more
  funky
  When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as
  funky as you can be
  Mr. Jones and me staring at the video
  when I look at the television, I want to see me staring
  right back at me
  We all want to be big stars, but we don't know why
  and we don't know how
  But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just
  about as happy as I can be
  Mr. Jones and me, we're gonna be big stars...