I've been aching to sneeze
  Begging please, pretty please
  But I can't get the thing to come out
  I've been down on my knees
  I've been pissing on trees
  But the evil thing just won't come out
  
  Come on out, my pretty baby
  Relieve me of my burden, little baby
  Come on out, my pretty baby
  
  I've been waking at dawn
  With the big bird on
  And I can't make the thing go away
  I've been throwing up drinks
  In the toilets and sinks
  But it just sticks around anyway
  
  Come on out, my pretty baby
  Relieve me of my burden, little baby
  Come on out, my pretty baby
  
  I've been waking at dawn
  With a fever going on
  And a stain that just won't wash away
  I've got nothing to hide
  It's just something inside
  That keeps coming back, day after day
  
  Come on out, my pretty baby
  Relieve me of my burden, little baby
  Come on out, my pretty baby
  My pretty baby
  My pretty baby