I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
  Conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone
  Fucked up, tore back, I need to take a piss
  Only when I'm drunk
  I sing a song like this
  My grandma and your grandma, sittin' by the fire
  Hold on, turn that beat off!
  Nah, keep it going
  Crazytown, yo y'all just not known'
  I get drunk and start talking more shit
  And when I got a gun in my hand
  You better get out
  Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
  Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes
    I get, uh! Damn I'm drunk!
  I need a chunk, no better yet
  A hunk of that funk
  I get, uh! Damn I'm drunk!
  I need a chunk, no better yet
  A hunk of that funk
    Yeah I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh
  I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes
  Crazy's comin' through you know we're gonna blow up
  Hold up, wait, I think I'm gonna throw up
  Nah, false alarm
  I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm
  When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
  Yeah, but only when I'm drunk
    Yeah, only when I'm drunk
  Only when I'm drunk
  It happens only when I'm drunk
    It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia
  I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
  Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
  That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
  Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people
  Got ho's in east Columbus when I'm Billy D. Rico
  "Cause I move like I'm smooth like Like I'm Harry Belafonte
  Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le
  All up in this bitch
  with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre.
  But that's cause I'm old enough to do that of shit
  God damn, I gotta piss
  I pass the mic to Mr. Shift
    I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
  I'm trippin' it must be that brew that I was sippin'
  Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin
  Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin
  One too many, I reckon
  Feelin' I got to hurl any second
  Want to get up but can't move
  Feels like I'm stuck in a groove
  What the fuck was I trying to prove
  I got a knack for downin' four-o's
  All the hos know them doobie bros
  People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk
  I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk
      Yeah, only when I'm drunk
  Only when I'm drunk
  It happens only when I'm drunk