Ed's Uncle Elwyn!
  
  Ed's Uncle Elwyn!
  
  My Uncle Elwyn is tall
  My Elwyn is small
  My Elwyn plays a mean basketball
  He's about fourty-five, maybe fifty-five, sixty
  I'm not sure.
  Once, he mixed me a drink
  I was about five years old
  It was Kool-aid and pop,
  I thought that was cold
  Cold meaning good
  Cold's supposed to be bad
  But I think that I oughta would change some things,
  And change their meanings
  I've been here, I've been demeaning
  Once, twice, maybe three times
  I asked my Uncle Elwyn
  He's a mime!
  
  He said:
  Ed's Uncle Elwyn (Oo)
  Ed's Uncle Elwyn (Oh)
  
  That's E-L-W-Y-N
  That's Elwyn, sing it again
  E-L-W-Y-N
  That's Elwyn, sing it again
  E-L-W-Y-N
  That's Elwyn, sing it again
  E-L-W-Y-N
  That's Elwyn!
  
  That's my uncle