Don't call me a zero
  I'm gonna be a hero
  Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys
  
  I'll be incorporated
  And I'll be imitated
  And overrated, but that doesn't bother me
  
  All the jaws will drop
  And all the girls will scream
  And there will be commotion when I show up on the scene
  
  All that you will see is a celebrity [x2]
  
  When I'm riding in my limo
  I won't look out the window
  Might make me homesick for humanity
  
  There's nowhere that I can't go
  And there's nobody I don't know
  And there's an emptiness that's eating me
  
  All the clocks will stop
  And all the jeans will cream
  It has always been my one and only dream
  
  All that's left of me is my celebrity [x2]
  
  Leave your heart
  Lay down your art
  You're here for the party
  Smile and wave
  Try to behave
  Be happy that they've made you a celebrity
  
  I could disappear into the great unknown
  And it would wear my face as if it were its own
  
  And all that you will see is a celebrity
  All that's left of me is my celebrity
  I will get in first and I will get in free
  All that's left of me is my celebrity