You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
  All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
  I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
  But someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.
  Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine
  Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.
  Starsky and Hutch chimps, a chimp who's sitting on the can
  A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.
  
  Another postcard with chimpanzees
  And every one is addressed to me (2x)
  
  If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks it's great
  He's sending me, maybe she's sending me just to see me get irate
  I'm losing sleep - and it's gonna be keeping me up all night
  I thought it was funny, but now I've got money on a monkey fight.
  Some chimps in hard hats, chimps a-working on a chain gang
  Some chimps who love cats, burning rubber in a Mustang
  A birthday-wishing chimp, a chimp in black like a goth
  A goin' fishin' chimp, a British chimp in the bath.
  
  Another postcard with chimpanzees
  And every one is addressed to me (2x)
  
  Somehow they followed me even though I packed and moved my home
  No matter what, they come and they come they won't leave me alone
  Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
  But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find
  Some chimps in swimsuits
  Some chimps in Jackboots
  Some chimps in hard hats
  Some chimps who love cats
  I've got some shaved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
  I've got depraved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.
  
  Another postcard with chimpanzees
  And every one is addressed to me.
  Every one is every one is every one is addressed to me.
  Another postcard with chimpanzees
  And every one is addressed to me.