When I was born
  Lot's of people sayin'
  I looked like a dead man
  But to them there was no kindness
  Aand so I came into the world
  With my hands in my jacket
  Made a whole lotta racket
  Couldn't speak
  But I could beat on a stick
  Oh
  When that aeroplane comes with the lord
  Will I be ignored
  Will I be ignored by the lord
  Will I be ignored
  There was a woman
  She looked on me sweetly
  I needed her life to be with mine
  But never will they meet
  No
  Never will they see
  These two vines will twist away
  Away
  Will I be ignored by the lord
  Will I be ignored by the lord
  By the lord
  What for?
  I may travel on one leg
  My breakfast will be unpaid
  And the flapjacks will flap back off the ceiling
  Onto my head
  Will I be ignored
  Will I be ignored by the lord
  Will I be ignored