Big pain
  Burnin' now
  Givin' me a cow
  What you seem to be sayin'
  Is you're patiently waitin'
  Like an ash tray
  For the butt
  Well I'm puttin it down
  But you're not pickin' it up
  Yeah I'm puttin it down
  But you treat me like a clown
  And I don't wanna be funny
  
  Fat chance
  Glued to the wall
  Like a centerfold
  Of an old cannon-ball
  Would you put me inside
  Your tv tonight?
  'Cause your treatin' me
  Like a rerun
  
  Well I'm puttin it down
  But you're not pickin' it up
  Yeah I'm puttin it down
  But you treat me like a clown
  And I don't wanna be funny
  
  No, no, no, no
  
  So what
  I lost my job at the Hut
  My ass got cut
  But I'll be better at kissin'
  When my teeth are all missin'
  And the silverware's burnt
  And I'm eatin' with my fingers
  
  And I'm puttin it down
  But you're not pickin' it up
  Well I'm puttin it down
  But you treat me like a clown
  And I don't wanna be funny
  
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea-eh