[holiday robot funk noise]:
  Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom
  Aww yeah
  That's the holiday--
  Rum-pum-pum-pump
  --that's the--
  BIIII YATCH--
  holiday robot funk!
  Rum-pum-pum-pump, Rum-pum-pum-pump.
  UH
  Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom
  right about now, we're gonna drop some--
  Rum-pum-pum-pump--Hanukkah science.
  yeah uh, uh, this is it...
  
  I press a button make the gentlemen cry,
  I rock a beat to make the hamburger fry,
  and I funk this joint and shake that holiday gear
  the system boomin' strictly Pioneer, under the rear, bringin' a tear
  aww la lal waa
  
  Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom {x4}
  
  I turn it out in a holiday mode,
  safe like a seatbelt in a Volvo,
  keepin' it real like a spray-snow tree
  we'll shut it down, harmoniously, rockin' softly, 8/0/8 beats.
  
  pimpin' is his game
  
  I get the shit lit like a menorah
  this funk's so illegal I think I might need a lawyer
  I'm not a firestarter, but my beats gets hotter
  get 'em out like an allowance, footwear, I rock with New Balance
  Hanukkah pimps on it, check.
  check the mic, I rock the pimp
  no sweat
  meals are mackin', tracks jackin'
  ejaculating like buffet tables and record labels
  willin' and able, to bring my funk in the place it needs be
  lifestyles of the slick and sleazy
  spin 'em around, play around, like a dreidel
  kinda science that puts ya back into the cradle
  oh my shit, sometimes this track is so poignant
  somebody please pass me some kinda ointment
  put these rhymes together like a thief
  clear up your nose like a eucalyptus leaf
  droppin' science so you don't even know what hit ya
  next thing you know you're 13 gettin' a Bar Mitzvah
  
  pimpin' is his game
  Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom {x4}
  pimpin' is his game
  
  Elohenu Melech Ha Olom
  
  Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom {x4}
  
  I get down, I get down, I get down all the way
  yeah
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  wo-ooooooh
  
  I get down, i get down, I get down all the way {x8}
  
  HANNUKAH PIMP {x21}
  PIMPIN'
  PIMPIN'
  PIMPIN'
  MENORAH