Mr. Briggs is on holiday
  But he stays in his room
  He's to cold to go out for evening smoke
  The lady down the hallway
  Iis deaf and dumb to what yoou say
  She's too busy dreaming with chihuahua dog
  
  Say goodby
  Slowly drift away
  To somewhere
  
  Mr. Briggs needs sleep now
  He's been up for a week
  He can hear a buzz buzzin in his head
  He has a three-bar heater
  But I can't him warm
  If he bought another then he'd have three more
  
  Say goodby
  Slowly drift away
  To somewhere
  
  Mr. Briggs while on holiday
  Nevr left his bed
  Walk around in circles but only in his head
  The Lady down the hallway
  Is running out pills She could pull together but she knows she enever will
  
  Say goodby
  Somewhere