You must have seen parties of Blockheads
  With blotched and lagered skin
  Blockheads with food particles in their teeth
  What a horrible state they're in
  
  They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests
  Shoes like dead pigs' noses
  Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers
  A mouth what never closes
  
  You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams
  Dressed up after work
  Who screw their poor old Eileens
  Get sloshed and go berserk
  
  Rotary accessory watches
  Hire-purchase signet rings
  A beauty to the bully boys
  No lonely vestige clings
  
  Why bother at all about Blockheads?
  Why shouldn't they do as they please?
  You know if it came to a brainy game
  You could baffle a Blockhead with ease
  
  How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole?
  Or pissing in your swimming pool?
  
  Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire
  Black and orange cars
  Premature ejaculation drivers
  Their soft-top's got roll-bars
  
  'Fill her up,' they say to Blockheads
  'Go on, stick it where it hurts'
  Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance
  Their ghastly patterned shirts
  
  Why bother at all about Blockheads?
  Superior as you are
  You're thoughtful and kind with a well-stocked mind
  A Blockhead can't think very far
  
  Imagine finding one in your laundry basket
  Banging nails in your big black dog
  
  Why bother at all about Blockheads?
  Why should you care what they do?
  Cos after all is said and done
  You're a Blockhead too
  
  Blockheads
  Blockheads
  Blockheads
  (oi oi)
  Blockheads
  (oi, oi)...