Let me tell ya' now
  He sips, he quips
  Dreams a lot about sailing ships
  Wants to throw it all away
  Wants to have it back someday
  
  Love's fool, Sears tools
  Wants to win that football pool
  Spend it on some real good grass
  Disappearin' oh so fast
  
  Tell my story pain and glory
  Guess my occupation
  Free and easy warm and breezy
  Overnight sensation
  
  I got house pets, Lear jets
  Tryin' to learn about basinettes
  Oh Miss Piggy dance with me
  Let me take you to the sea
  
  Dreamsicle, big dill pickle
  High school honeys sure were fickle
  I'll be damned, country ham
  Takes me back to Alabam'
  
  So won't you tell my story pain and glory
  Guess my occupation
  Free and easy warm and breezy
  Overnight sensation
  
  Let me tell ya' now
  He sips, he quips
  Dreams a lot about sailing ships
  I'll be damned, country ham
  Takes me back to Alabam'
  I'll be damned, country ham
  Takes me back, to Alabama