[AD LIB FROM THE SHOPPING CHANNEL]
    IT'S SIX O'CLOCK ON THE DOT AND I'M HALF WAY HOME
  I FEEL FOUL MOUTHED AS I STAND AN WAIT FOR THE UNDERGROUND
  AND A NERVOUS DISPOSITION DOES'NT AGREE WITH THIS
  I NEED SOMETHING TO REMIND ME THAT THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE
    [CHORUS]
  YOU NEED A HOLIDAY SOMEWHERE IN THE SUN
  WITH ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE WAITING THERE NEVER SEEMS TO BE ONE
  SAY SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING ELSE
    ADVERTISMENTS ARE HERE FOR RAPID PERSUASION
  IF YOU STARE TOO LONG YOU LOOSE YOUR APPETITE
  A NERVOUS DISPOSITION DOESN'T AGREE WITH THIS
  YOU NEED FAST RELIEF FROM ACHES AND STOMACH PAINS
    [CHORUS]
    DO YOU ADVERT THINK