Well, I finally worked my way up the ladder
  Got a whole lot of money but that don't matter
  'Cause spring has sprung and we all know what that means
  
  Yeah, bathing suit season's creepin' up like an assassin
  Can't help but wonder how I'm gonna fit my
  Ask me not what I'm gonna do
  It appears to be goin' downhill
  And that's hard on a bombshell
  
  Yeah, it used to be fun layin' in the sun
  In that little bikini of mine
  But now my idea of letting it all hang out
  Sure has changed with time
  And that's hard on a bombshell
  
  They say real beauty comes from within
  But I'm stuck with no lovers and a whole lot of friends
  Who say my personality is a perfect ten
  
  I used to get up and just wash my face
  But now it's 75 bucks for a dermabrasion
  Oh, woe is me it's hard on a bombshell
  It's hard on a bombshell
  
  I used to look cool perched up on a stool
  With all the boys flockin' around
  But now I'm a sucker for a honk from a trucker
  Lord, I've learned to love that sound
  And that's hard on a bombshell
  
  Hard on a bombshell
  Oooh, it's hard on a bombshell